The Light...My Poor Eyezes!

White enough to make even Ol'Eugène Terre'Blanche's heart beat harder...not so much adidas as DHSS. The pair of 'hiking boots for cripples' trainers I bought decided to fall apart so I was forced to drive into town this afternoon to find something else to wear. Twice. In the end the only thing that fitted were the cheapest nastiest ₤20 white pvc ones which won't last more than a week or so. 

Normally the only WHITE trainers I would consider wearing would be classic Coq Sportifs-for that 80's French Feeling- but beggars in a Norfolk Seaside town on a Bank Holiday Weekend can't be choosers.