That's what he, Eldest, is claiming on Facebook today. In reality there isn't a mark on him bar a scratch he could have gotten off some overly passionate girl in bed . He is however complaining of neck pain from one of the *cough * blows and so is off to Minor Injuries.
This is what he wrote on FaceAche...and he deserves beating to a pulp for crimes against English:
This is what he wrote on FaceAche...and he deserves beating to a pulp for crimes against English:
