"You will be assimilated. Resistance is futile" The Borg Brits!
You know you've been living in this godforsaken country far too long when you start going in Charity Shops...with all the OAP-Whiffers. The Bestes Frau In The World needed some more of those penny dreadfuls she devours and decided that we needed to go over to Sheringham to peruse their flavour of charity shops.
*shudders*